'Murica

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Hello, and welcome to your tour of America. I am Josie, your tour guide.


Jk I don't listen in history all I know about America is that wE DONT HAVE KINDER SURPRISE EGGS. Like, seriously. Please, America. I need my eggs.

Josie is a mother bird confirmed.

Anywho I'm gonna be poppin some fireworks today out in the country so I'll try to get pictures but my phone sucks so they probably won't be very great ones. I want an iPhone 6s so I can get a better camera cause this 6 sucks lemons. (Yes, I'm bringing it back, how do you feel about this?)


IM GETTING REALLY OFF TOPIC LET ME JUST CALM MYSELF AND stOP BEING ADD OK HOLD.









K I'm good I think. Probably not. Oh welllllllllll.











What were we talking about? Oh well.

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