The Third Book of My Horrific Mind

IM SO MEAN

So I'm sitting here in my desk chair, researching Schizophrenia and seeing how people act and everything.

This guy with Schizophrenia goes:

"So I said, 'Who am I gonna call?' and I called up Ghost Busters. I mean- no, that came out wrong. It's a joke. I didn't call up Ghost Busters I called up Crisis Intervention Center."

IM SORRY BUT I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING AT THIS

HE HAD THE MOST SERIOUS FACE

HE WAS BEING SERIOUS

HIS MIND WAS LITERALLY SAYING, "You called Ghost Busters" TO HIM

IM SO MEAN BUT THIS IS PRETTY HILARIOUS IM SORRY

Oh ok that got serious

At the end of the talk he was having with this lady he said, "Okay, can I go inside now?" And she was like, "Uh... yes." And he responded with, "Yeah, I think somebody might be trying to shoot me." And ran inside.

Bruh.

I feel so bad now. ;-;