cRyINg //and a youtube rant .-.

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THE GIRL I FOUND READING ON WATTPAD THE OTHER DAY

YEAH SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT MARK AT LUNCH

AAAAAAAA





iiiIiIiIiiIiIIIIII JUST FOUND A GIRL WITH A GRAVITY FALLS SHIRRRTTTTT

SCREAMMMSSS

i was too nervous to complement it but

yep thats life



OKAY BUT MY HOMWORK TODAY IS LIKE

W H A T

I HAVE THE GENERAL IDEA BUT SIMPLIFYING IT I JUST???????

???????

WH+Y=ME

also, i'm just gonna throw in this little youtube rant here.

also, i'm just gonna throw in this little youtube rant here

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WHAT?

~"Sexually suggestive content, including partial nudity and sexual humor"

Okay, pretty understandable, you don't want someone to just be walking around naked on camera or something, but sexual humor? That's a little too far. I quite enjoy my inappropriate jokes from time to time.

~"Violence, including display of serious injury and events related to violent extremism"

Well, guys, you heard it here first, no more Minecraft videos. Too much violence. But seriously. Are they literally gonna monetize a video for someone playing freaking Call of Duty?

I get the whole "No Isis murdering people on Youtube!!1!" thing, but they better not go that far, or else they're just stupid.

~"Inappropriate language, including harassment, profanity, and vulgar language"

Excuse me, but,,,,,

w h a t

I'm not a big fan of cussing myself, but I do watch a lot of people that cuss in their videos. Literally all Jack's videos could be monetized because of this. He didn't even do anything wrong! He grew up in a family that told him cussing was okay, and so has most of the world by now!

~"Promotion of drugs and regulated substances, including selling, use, and abuse of such items"

I actually understand this one. This one's alright. BUT (yes there is a downside), what if someone is doing a "DIY ____" video or something that involves a little rubbing alcohol? Is Youtube just going to murder them now? Seriously.

~"Controversial or sensitive subjects and events, including subjects related to war, political conflicts, natural disasters and tragedies, even if graphic images are not shown"

Shut. Your. Butt. Hole.

WHAT?

"even if graphic images are not shown"



"EVEN IF GRAPHIC IMAGES ARE NOT SHOWN"

NO SIR.

NO. SIR.

There's this one Youtuber who was talking about his depression and suicidal thoughts he used to have and telling people how to overcome them.

Youtube: "hAHA NOPE MONETIZED"

A Youtuber I literally watch had this happen to him just because he was sharing his experience about how he survived a really bad natural disaster as kid!

DUDE.

NO!

THIS IS NOT OKAY.








I swear. Youtube needs to get their crap together before I freaking chop them up into little pieces and freeze them for my children to eat in freakin idk like 2030????

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