The Third Book of My Horrific Mind

many random thoughts

so "thank you" isn't a phrase anymore apparently

instead it's just shouting "PIKACHU" into someone's face

on bus:

friend: "this little girl is prettier than me" *shows me picture*

me: "oh my gosh me too. i freaking want her hair"

kid younger than me: "OH MY GODDDDD I WANT HER HAIIIRRR OMG" (mocking me)

me: *glares back at them*

kid: *goes silent*

different (vERY ANNOYING) kid: "OH MY GOOOODDDDDD" *laughs loudly, obviously fake*

me: *turns to my friend* "there's something wrong with them"

her: *nods slowly with large eyes*

so i'm going to the fair right

i've worn jeans for the past two weeks so like "why shave"

now i'm wearing shorts

i just realized i have the most hairy legs

on top of that we don't have normal body wash in our shower

we have mens

so ya i'm kinda nervous ppl are gonna look at me and be like "MALE!! SHE SMELLS LIKE A MAN AND HAS HAIRY LEGS IT MUSY BE MALE!!!1!"

so i put on my most feminine shirt possible

rip

IM D YI NG

SO IM IN THE CARE AND I TRIED TO TAKE A SELFIE AND SOMETHING HAPPENED ON THE LEFT

not to mention it's blurry and ew

and i look like a freaking stick

wait i am a stick

nvm everything is normal

do you know how selfieconscious i am

//aHa pUnS//

but literally

i don't put my face on my snapchat stories ever

i put my photography

i'm just like "too many people, too much judgement"

anyway how was your day?

be honest, i know we're all suffering

OH WHOS READY FOR SPOOPY TIME

I AM

we decided not to go to the fair ;-;

can i just explain to you how much i hate periods

like

i want to die rn

and heat is not your friend

okay i found the perfect yet terrible to imagine explanation of what periods feel like

a giant oval (surprisingly light) glass ball sitting in your stomach, pushing your organs out of the way

you know it's true

anyway i feel like dying time to sleep yay