TWO ⇢ GROUPCHAT

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"the hottest mcu fam"

christopher robin: i swear if you add her into this chat

christopher robin: why do you even have her number wtf scarlett

carly-fries: bitch you thought
carly-fries: she already fucking added me

metal detector: wtf honestly

carly fries: got a problem lefty

hunny lizzy: yes hello i stan carlson evans

bird costume: fuck she's so sassy

mama scar: i love my child

unknown: so does that mean chris is your kid too

carly fries: who dis

unknown: tom ☺️

carly fries: oooh hi tommy boy

christopher robin: NO STOP

carly fries: anyways i now have chris, scar, lizzie, sebastian, anthony, and tommy boy as contacts so all you other uglies send a message with your name

unknown: pssh you know who i am

unknown: ^^ rdj. i'm jeremy renner

unknown: uh i'm paul rudd

unknown: chadwick boseman

unknown: chandler west

carly fries: k we got metal hoe, arrow dude, insect, badass panther, and hot tamale

tommy boy: wait what's my name in your phone

carly fries: tommy boy :)

metal hoe: aww how cute

hot tamale: PLEASE DATE

badass panther: i think chris might kick ur ass

carly fries: oh yea because that's not the plot of your entire fuCKING MOVIE

hot tamale: 911 i just witnessed a fucking murder

insect: i like her

carly fries: not surprising

christopher robin: aren't you supposed to be woRKING????

carly fries:

carly fries:

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