"the hottest mcu fam"
christopher robin: i swear if you add her into this chat
christopher robin: why do you even have her number wtf scarlett
carly-fries: bitch you thought
carly-fries: she already fucking added memetal detector: wtf honestly
carly fries: got a problem lefty
hunny lizzy: yes hello i stan carlson evans
bird costume: fuck she's so sassy
mama scar: i love my child
unknown: so does that mean chris is your kid too
carly fries: who dis
unknown: tom ☺️
carly fries: oooh hi tommy boy
christopher robin: NO STOP
carly fries: anyways i now have chris, scar, lizzie, sebastian, anthony, and tommy boy as contacts so all you other uglies send a message with your name
unknown: pssh you know who i am
unknown: ^^ rdj. i'm jeremy renner
unknown: uh i'm paul rudd
unknown: chadwick boseman
unknown: chandler west
carly fries: k we got metal hoe, arrow dude, insect, badass panther, and hot tamale
tommy boy: wait what's my name in your phone
carly fries: tommy boy :)
metal hoe: aww how cute
hot tamale: PLEASE DATE
badass panther: i think chris might kick ur ass
carly fries: oh yea because that's not the plot of your entire fuCKING MOVIE
hot tamale: 911 i just witnessed a fucking murder
insect: i like her
carly fries: not surprising
christopher robin: aren't you supposed to be woRKING????
carly fries:
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ROYALTY ⇢ TOM HOLLAND (HIATUS)
Fanfiction❞ are you brooke maddox, because i'll have you screaming my name tonight. ❞ ❞ tom that was the worst joke i've heard my entire nineteen years of living. ❞ IN WHICH CARLSON EVANS AND THOMAS HOLLAND MEET THROUGH HER BROTHER. {cover template credits:...