❞ are you brooke maddox, because i'll have you screaming my name tonight. ❞
❞ tom that was the worst joke i've heard my entire nineteen years of living. ❞
IN WHICH CARLSON EVANS AND THOMAS HOLLAND MEET THROUGH HER BROTHER.
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carlsonevans: the face you make when tmz writes an extremely misogynistic article surrounding you and your dating life. for your information (even though it's none of your damn business) after my last breakup I stayed home with Bex and Willa as we ate ice cream and watched shitty horror movies. your slut-shaming and jokes about std's aren't funny, and they never have been. next time you wanna publish an article, make sure it's not utter trash before you press that 'send' button.
username: DRAG THEM QUEEN
chrisevans: yes!! i'm so glad you're not sad and you can see tmz is bullshit. love you sis.
chandlerwest: SLAY MY LIFE! yes! tmz needs to stop with this sexist bullshit
tomholland2013: yes carlson! you're so amazing for this and letting them know how fucking terrible they are.
bex_ts: turn on your location i just wanna talk tmz
willafitz: love you babe. keep your head up and always remember you slayed the hell out of them with this.
username: i hate tmz
username: they were right though lol. she's a slut and she needs to back away from tom.
tomholland2013: listen i'm not sure if you realize what you're saying, but i don't think you even know what the word slut means. and honestly if she wanted to hook up with a bunch of people why do you even care? it's none of your concern. educate yourself, damn. username
username: hello i love tom holland
carlsonevans: yas tommy boy tomholland2013
username: ahh i love them
imsebastianstan: a true power couple
anthonymackie: the couple that slays together, stays together!!
username: mackie i'm crying
tomholland2013: update: carlson just texted me and said "be a slut, do whatever you want!" so i think she's doing just fine
mad_enlove: that sounds exactly like her
connor_weil: preach it, evans!!
username: my feminist queen
carlsonevans: dats me username
----- short 'cause i'm doing multiple updates today. you're welcome.
