All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza.
"Percy!" Annabeth grabbed him.
Piper and Hazel grabbed Jason's arms as he slipped out of his chair.
Leo wasn't so lucky. He fell toward Frank who made no attempt to intercept him. Leo hit the floor.
"Ow!" he groaned.
~Mark of Athena
My poor seventh wheel.
Why is Percy always eating/talking about pizza? He should really expand his palette.
PERCY IS AMAZING OKAY
HE CAN EAT AND TALK ABOUT PIZZA ALL DAY EVERYDAY IF HE WANTS TO
BECAUSE HE'S PERSEUS JACKSON
AND HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE CRUST
CAN'T READ MY
CAN'T READ MY
CAN'T READ MY PIZZA FACE
YOU ARE READING
A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
