Percy in college during a Greek Mythology seminar
Professor: Dionysus was a very kind, wonderful god who-
Percy: *whispers to Annabeth* Mortals have it so wrong.
Professor: Mr. Jackson, care to share what you just had to tell Ms. Chase.
Percy: *clears his throat* I imagine the wine god wearing leopard print Hawaiian shirts and being banished from Olympus for chasing after some wood nymph.
Professor: Mr. Jackson-
Percy: Oh, and if you get too chummy with him, he calls you by the wrong name-
Professor: Perry Johnson, please take your seat.
Percy: *gawks*
Professor: *winks*
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
