Poor Paul

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But Percy and Sally arguing at dinner.

Percy: I SAVED THE WORLD TWICE! I'VE KILLED MORE MONSTERS THAN EVERYONE COMBINED! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD! I'M ALMOST A GROWN UP! I HELD UP THE SKY!

Sally: I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE GONNA EAT THOSE VEGETABLES OR NO CANDY FOR A MONTH!

Percy: *looks horrified

Percy: You wouldn't.

Sally: Try me.

Percy: Buttttt, not the candies!

Sally: Not. Even. The. Blue. Ones.

Percy: *puts a hand on his chest

Paul: . . .

Paul: So how's Annabeth?

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