But Percy and Sally arguing at dinner.
Percy: I SAVED THE WORLD TWICE! I'VE KILLED MORE MONSTERS THAN EVERYONE COMBINED! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD! I'M ALMOST A GROWN UP! I HELD UP THE SKY!
Sally: I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE GONNA EAT THOSE VEGETABLES OR NO CANDY FOR A MONTH!
Percy: *looks horrified
Percy: You wouldn't.
Sally: Try me.
Percy: Buttttt, not the candies!
Sally: Not. Even. The. Blue. Ones.
Percy: *puts a hand on his chest
Paul: . . .
Paul: So how's Annabeth?
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...