Poseidon: YOU CALL THAT A BACKSTROKE, MARVIN?! I CAN SWIM FASTER WITH MY ARMS AND LEGS CUT OFF, BLINDFOLDED, WITH KRONOS TRYIN TO KILL ME.
Percy: Dad, he's eight.
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
Coach Poseidon
Poseidon: YOU CALL THAT A BACKSTROKE, MARVIN?! I CAN SWIM FASTER WITH MY ARMS AND LEGS CUT OFF, BLINDFOLDED, WITH KRONOS TRYIN TO KILL ME.
Percy: Dad, he's eight.
