The Punny Puns of Punseus Jackson*

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Percy: I don't get this plan please be more pacific.

Annabeth: Percy wh-

Percy: Sounds like you're a bit tongue-tide

Annabeth: Percy don't.

Percy: I honestly don't know water you talking about.

Grover: Is he making sea puns again?

Annabeth: Yes, make him stop.

Percy: Are you squidding me? I'm not even doing anything.

Percy: Guys.

Percy: Fin! I'll stop.

Percy: For gods' lakes.

Percy: Don't leave me here alone.

Percy: Guys . . .

(Day 15: Favorite Mythological creature (type) Type? Uh . . . Canadians? Sorry, Frank . . . )

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