Impulse Control

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|I'm pretty sure Annabeth is Percy's impulse control.

|| *Percy runs into the Hephaestus cabin

"Hey, uh, anyone in here got, like . . . a really big fish tank?

"Why do you need a really big fish tank?

"Well, see, Annabeth is in the city having lunch with her dad, so I went for a swim and came across what you might call a small pod of dolphins, and we started talking about ocean conditions and migration patterns, you know, the typical boring stuff. Anyway, long story short, I told them they could come live with me for awhile."

"What does she see in you?"

"So are you guys gonna make me that fish tank or . . . ?"

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