(When you're trying to clear data on your phone . . . ^^^)
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Can we all take a moment to appreciate how hard it must have been for Sally to give Percy a bath when he was little?
Sally: *walks into the bathroom
Sally: Percy, did you put blue food coloring in the water again?
Sally: Stop turning the water on and off.
Sally: How did you manage to get cookie crumbs in your hair?
Sally: Percy, I know the water's cold, but you have to let yourself get wet.
Sally: *soaking wet* Finally! Just try not to get dirty aga-
Percy: *runs outside and trips face first into mud
Sally: Well that was nice while it lasted.
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
