Pick up lines?

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Annabeth: Calculations show that we should date.

Frank: I can turn INTO things, but girl -  you turn me on.

Leo: Girl, you set me on fire.

Jason: You make me spark with electricity.

Hazel: You look as good as gold.

Piper: Do I have to charmspeak you to kiss me?

Percy: Hi, my name is Percy Jackson.

(A/N: Basically a bunch of puns from the demigods until Percy.)

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