Coke or Pepsi?
Percy: Is that even a question? Coke!
Dionysus: Finally, Peter said something relatively intelligent.
Bacchus: No you idiots! Pepsi!
Leo: I'd have to side with Bacchus on this one.
Dionysus: DO YOU DARE DEFY DIONYSUS? I'LL TURN YOU INTO A DOLPHIN!
Leo: Eee! Eee ee! Eee!
Percy: Yeah man!
Frank: What's happening?
Jason: I think they're speaking fish.
Percy: It's dolphin, you uncultured peasant.
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...
