Magnus, 10 days after knowing he's a demigod: You are the elf, you are the dwarf, you are my aunt, Freya, prophecy about a beast? Must be Fenris. You can't be Odin, you must be Loki. You are Hel. Oh, this is Valhalla. This place feels dark and cold, must be Niflheim then. Also, you are the guy mentioned in chapter 63.
Percy, after 2 great wars and some countless quests: *looks at nosoi* Um . . . What is this again?
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(Sorry?
Question 4: Biggest fictional crush? . . . Percy? I don't really have one because CUTE SHIPS but if I had to choose, it would be Percy.)
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A Book of Dam Laughters
Fanfiction(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not min...