@axelrichie: ugh all i want is sebastian stan to cut me with his jawline
@imsebastiastan: @axelrichie that's concerning
in which axel richie is obsessed with sebastian stan and one days sends a 'concerning' tweet that get's sebastian's attenti...
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axelrichie: fun fact of the day i dropped my pizza 2day and cried 4 like 10 minutes. i may or may not have had a funeral for it and buried it. also my dogs dug up the pizza i buried in my backyard and now they're throwing up.
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axelrichie: i just wanna thank milesrichie & wyattcarter for not supporting me in such a hard time in my life #RIP2MYPIZZA
milesrichie: axelrichie i honestly wish i was adopted because i can't be related to you any longer
axelrichie: milesrichie like anyone would choose you. nice try tho
wyattcarter: axelrichie #savage
axelrichie: wyattcarter you and your hashtags need to fuck right off
wyattcarter: axelrichie ur mean when ur drunk
axelrichie: wyattcarter i'm not drunk
wyattcarter: axlerichie i'm sat like two spaces away from you watching you drunkingly giggle at your phone whilst pouring beer down your throat
axelrichie: wyattcarter oh shit that's you!
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axelrichie: question: is there such thing as pizza heaven? if so my pizza is in hell
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axelrichie: also i'm really drunk rn and i'm pretty sure i'm in pizza hell too. @ my pizza hmu so we can hookup and have pizza babies
imsebastianstan: axelrichie how would that even work?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan i have no fucking clue but once you get some alcohol in me life is so much clearer
imsebastianstan: axelrichie doesn't sound like it at all
axelrichie: imsebastianstan if only you knew what i knew
imsebastianstan: axelrichie what do you know?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan how to make out with my life size carboard cut out of you
imsebastianstan: axelrichie i don't think i'll ever be able to unsee that
axelrichie: imsebastianstan wait till i show you my dick
imsebastianstan: axelrichie this got weird real quick
axelrichie: imsebastianstan you sound like everybody i've ever had sex with ever
imsebastianstan: axelrichie this keeps on getting weirder and weirder. i don't know what to do
axelrichie: imsebastianstan give me more alcohol bc miles and wyatt are being dicks and not giving me any :(
imsebastianstan: axelrichie i think that's best
axelrichie: imsebastianstan fine whatever cardboard cut out you is so much better than real life you
