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axellovespizza: new job: 70's pornstar who really likes to fuck dudez n'shit

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axellovespizza: new job: 70's pornstar who really likes to fuck dudez n'shit

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milesrichie: our mum follows you on here, this is just wrong in so many ways

axellovespizza: milesrichie she's the one who came up with the caption so shut the fuck up

milesrichie: axellovespizza our family gets more fucked up daily

axellovespizza: hell yeah we do. also do u wanna come w/ me, mum and wyatt to walk around the park looking for cute dogs and their even cuter owners? milesrichie

milesrichie: no you pervert i don't axellovespizza

axellovespizza: ur such a basic bitch milesrichie

imsebastianstan: watch your language axellovespizza

axellovespizza: imsebastianstan your meant to be my boyfriend not my mum

imsebastianstan: axellovespizza still not your boyfriend despite how many cute pictures of dogs you send me

axellovespizza: imsebastianstan don't make me swear at you in romanian we're together forever

imsebastianstan: you know romanian? axellovespizza

axellovespizza: imsebastianstan no but there's this thing called google translate. honestly seb ur like miles sometimes #basicbitch

chrisevans: yeah imsebastianstan don't be a basic bitch

axellovespizza: thanks for the back up dude chrisevans

chrisevans: don't worry i've always got your back axellovespiza

axellovespizza: i think this is the part where we make out chrisevans

chrisevans: axellovespizza where are you i'll hit you up and we can make out

axellovespizza: don't be such a tease you already know chrisevans

imsebastianstan: can you pls stop talking about making out with eachother axellovespizza chrisevans

chrisevans: somebody's jealous axellovespizza

axellovespizza: i know finally all my dreams have come true chrisveans

imsebastianstan: i'm not jealous chrisevans

chrisevans: imsebastianstan there's no need to lie seb

imsebastianstan: i'm not lying!!! chrisevans

axellovespizza: chrisevans keep pissing him off i bet he looks hot when he's angry

imsebastianstan: chrisevans axellovespizza you two are the worst.

axellovespizza: chrisevans awh belss him he's so cute and moody when he's jealous

chrisevans: axellovespizza i know. now he's gone we can make out

axellovespizza: chrisevans: i would love to but there's this hot dog walker in the park just waiting for me

chrisevans: axellovespizza have fun. just look out for a jealous sebastian stan

axellovespizza: chrievans i will and i can't wait

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