@axelrichie: ugh all i want is sebastian stan to cut me with his jawline
@imsebastiastan: @axelrichie that's concerning
in which axel richie is obsessed with sebastian stan and one days sends a 'concerning' tweet that get's sebastian's attenti...
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axelrichie: ryan reynolds and andrew garfield kissing at the golden globes are like all my wet dreams come true except from i'm not wedged in between them with my hands on ryan's fine a$$
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axelrichie: also just found out what over sharing is. in other unrelated news my mum just blocked me on twitter
imsebastianstan:axelrichie sounds about right
axelrichie: imsebastianstan that's what the guy with the dog i want to steal said
axelrichie: imsebastianstan he also told me to stand five feet away from his dog. i don't get why
imsebastianstan: axerichie you seriously don't know why?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan maybe it's because i'm drunk
imsebastianstan: axelrichie you're not drunk, if you were you'd be tweeting a lot weirder stuff than this
axelrichie: imsebastianstan ugh yes i am
imsebastianstan: axelrichie you're not
axelrichie: imsebastianstan fine i'm not drunk thanks for ruining my vibes
imsebastianstan: axelrichie you're welcome what are friends for?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan let's be real we kissed which means we're basically steve and bucky #soulmates
imsebastianstan: axelrichie when did we kiss? i don't remember that happening
axelrichie: imsebastianstan don't be a lil bitch sexy seb you remember and i especially remember the way you jammed your tongue into my mouth. are sure you're not secretly french because you kiss like you are?
imsebastianstan: axelrichie i'm sure but as for the kiss, i don't recall it. maybe we should meet up again and you can jog my memory
axelrichie: imsebastianstan i would but i'm too busy dressing up as the flash and annoying everyone i know with sex jokes and trying to steal their dogs.
imsebastianstan: axelrichie really?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan yes the last time my uncle called the police on me, i made too many weird jokes and got too close to his dog
imsebastianstan: axelrichie so i'm going on a date with a criminal?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan that's if this very hot guys *coughs* me says yes
imsebastianstan: axelrichie we can go to mccdonalds
axelrichie: imsebastianstan i don't know if we're ready for that. it's a big deal
imsebastianstan: axelrichie so you don't want mccdonalds?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan woah! of course i do. i'm free tomorrow all day, i'll mostly just be photoshopping my face into pictures of you standing next to random men
imsebastianstan: axelrichie then it's a date
axelrichie: imsebastianstan on the date can you wear no shirt?
imsebastianstan: axelrichie wait and see
axelrichie: imsebastianstan can you also wear no trousers?
axlerichie: imsebastianstan i'm gonna take your no reply as a 'i will be naked as fuck and also my dick is pretty great'
