@axelrichie: ugh all i want is sebastian stan to cut me with his jawline
@imsebastiastan: @axelrichie that's concerning
in which axel richie is obsessed with sebastian stan and one days sends a 'concerning' tweet that get's sebastian's attenti...
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axel
hi
romanian sex god
hi umm... who is this?
axel
guess who i am
romanian sex god
no, just tell me
axel
i'll give you a clue i have a dick, it's pretty big btw
romanian sex god
chris?
axel
no but it's comforting to know he has a big dick
romanian sex god
seriously who is this?
axel
your boyfriend who just saw some civil war toys in kids store and got on their knees like they were about to suck dick and begged their mum for the winter soldier one
romanian sex god
axel?
axel
you got it right we really are in love
romanian sex god
it scares me how much weirder you get each time we talk
axel
i love it when you talk dirty to me
romanian sex god
are you drunk again?
axel
no but i wish i was i'm just hyped because i have your number
romanian sex god
how did you get my number?
axel
chris with the big dick gave it to me and i'm not just talking about your number
romanian sex god
i'm gonna kill him
axel
or the three of us could have a threesome i vote my option
romanian sex god
i think i'll pass
axel
fine suit yourself me and chris will have some fan fiction style sex whilst you sit alone learning how to pronounce the words 'memes'
romanian sex god
i have a life
axel
that's not what chris said he said your lonely a need some company and the sad boys club is looking for members you're welcome to join as long as you don't eat any of wyatt's chicken wings
romanian sex god
i'm good
axel
maybe its for the best i mostly talk about fucking hot guys on instagram i wouldn't want you to be jealous and upset
romanian sex god
i think i'd be fine
axel
god i love it when you lie to me it turns me on
romanian sex god
i don't whether to laugh or run and hide
axel
probably the second one
romanian sex god
tweeting you that day is the worst but also the best thing that has ever happened to me
axel
awh next thing you know you'll be saying that at our wedding day
