TFP One Shots (Requests Open)

Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.....

Dedicated to my sister who isn't on Wattpad. She's actually really good at making jokes.

Enjoy.
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"Hey Smokescreen do you want to hear a joke?" Miko asked as she smiled.

"Um.....sure....." he said hesitantly. "What's a joke?" She rolled her eyes.

"It's something people tell to make others laugh." She responded.

"Okay." He said and sat on the floor next to the couch. She cleared her throat.

"Pete and repeat where in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?" He looked at her slightly confused.

"Repeat." He said.

"Pete and repeat where in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?" She grinned.

"Repeat."

"Pete and repeat where in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?" She stifled a laugh.

"... repeat..."

"Pete and repeat where in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?" The girl forced a straight face.

"Miko..... I said 'repeat'."

"Pete and repeat where in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?"

"Miko! Miko fell out of the boat! Repeat!"

"Pete and repeat where in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?" She grinned.

"REPEAT! Repeat, repeat, repeat!"

"Pete and repeat where in a boat-"

"Oh for crying out loud!!" Ratchet yelled. "Repeat means to say it again!" He growled and went back to work.

"Oh...." he muttered then glared at the girl.

"Alright I have another one." She grinned.

"Is it the same one?" He asked as he folded his arms.

"No." She said. He shrugged and looked at her.

"Repeat, right and wrong were on a plane. Repeat fell out who was left." She asked. He thought for a moment.

"Right." He said.

"Wrong!" She said and started laughing. He looked at her with confusion. "Okay listen carefully." She grinned.

"Repeat, right and wrong were on a plane. Repeat fell out who was left?" She said as she smirked.

"Wrong." He said smiling triumphantly.

"Right." She said grinning madly. He frowned.

"Wait what?" He said slightly confused.

"Repeat, right and wrong were on a plane. Wrong fell out who was left." She asked.

"Ha! You changed it!" Smokescreen said. "Right fell out." He said.

"Repeat." She grinned mischievously.

"Right."

"Repeat."

".... right."

"Repeat."

"Right!"

"AAAH!!" Ratchet yelled in frustration and banged the desk. "Miko! I think it's time for you to go home!" He growled angrily.

"Come on Doc it's just a joke." The girl smirked.

"Like how having you children here is a joke?" He growled angrily now in a really bad mood. The room was quiet as the speedster and girl stared down at him.

"You know you love us Doc!" Miko grinned as Smokescreen snickered. Ratchet rolled his eyes but didn't answer.

"Like I love having scraplets in the base." He mumbled sarcastically.