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This is a short conversation I had with Cuchulain-setanta. Its short because I can't think properly. XD

Figured at least SOMEONE would have ended up stumbling into human TV shows or Movies.

Enjoy this short short short. XD

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Megatron and Starscream were walking down the hall, as they discussed the best course of action to get rid of the Autobots. Megatron was getting annoyed with the seekers ideas. They were still human and he wasn't thinking practical.

"We could always pull them out of hiding and then step on them." Starscream said as he punched his hand. The warlord stopped walking and pinched the bridge of his nose as he sighed in exasperation.

"You lower the IQ of everyone on the street when you open your mouth." Megatron growled as he looked at him.

"I'm sorry... what?" Starscream asked as he gave him a confused look.

"It's on a muggle TV show." He responded as he looked at him seriously.

"You're not making any sense..." he said hesitantly. 

"You're a fool of a Tooke." Megatron said in exasperation and walked off.

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Miko was playing the guitar like crazy and singing loudly. Again. She was annoying everyone and especially driving Ratchet crazy. He growled angrily and threw a wrench at the speaker. Miko screamed and ran off as it blew up.

"Ratchet!!" She yelled and stomped her foot. "Those are hard to replace!" She said and glared at him.

"Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" He asked sarcastically as he kept his back to her.

"Points for what? Gryffindor?" She huffed and folded her arms. "You know you're such a grump. You need to lighten up and be more fun like the others." She muttered. He scoffed quietly and kept working as he ignored her.

"I bet I'm smarter than you in some cases." She muttered as she got irritated with him. He stopped and glanced over his shoulder at her.

"Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology." Ratchet muttered seriously as he stared at her blankly. After a few minutes he turned back to the computer and typed. He smirked to himself as she kept quiet.