8:32 p.m.
You: You need to stop telling people we did it. I broke up with you a long time ago, and I want nothing to do with you. You better leave me alone.
Calum: Uh sorry this is the wrong number...
You: Wait this isn't y/ex/n (A/n: Your ex's name) ?
Calum: nope, my name's Calum
You: I want proof, send me a picture of you using a cucumber as a mustache.
Calum: okay...
Calum: *insert pic of Calum with a cucumber mustache here*
You: Oh gosh, I'm sorry. My bad.
Calum: It's okay. My advice is that you should kick his ass to teach him a lesson.
You: OMG NO! But I should...
Calum: Yeah, you should. Show him a little GURL POWER!!1!
You: OH YEAH!!1! Thanks Calum!
Calum: It's not fair that you know my name, but I don't know yours.
You: My name's Y/n, and Calum, I could use a friend like you
Calum: Hey, who said I wanted to be friends?
You: Do you want to be friends?
Calum: DuH
A/n: This was a flop from start to end, darnit.
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5sos Imagines
FanfictionThings that we wished happened in real life. I apologise in advance for any cliches.
