The Weirdest And Randomest Story In The Entire World

The rabid woman

I really love eating squirrels because they are crunchy and bloody. Oh yeah,my dad ate my foot a few seconds ago.Better repair it.I put my hand down my throat and pulled out my intestines. I took my squirrel out of it and put it on my foot.I felt some delicious broth that tasted like Pina Colada run down my throat.I started licking my lips because it tasted so good.Oh my god.The squirrel was crawling over to my newly healed foot.It took a bite out of it and said something that sounded like a fox mate call.Well that wasn't too bad.Seeing as my thigh was my new foot.I really wanna eat some disney characters. Like the other day,I ate Tinker bell and decapitated her foot.She screamed like a banshee the I told her to shut up and stuffed a squirrel down her throat. Then I thought " Why not eat Tinker bell with a squirrel down her throat?"So I took out my liver and stuffed Tinker bell in it,then I put my Liver back in my Stomach.

"Dad,stop eating my foot please.Only Squirrels are allowed to do that."He stopped and started sniffing the air like a rabbit.Then he shrieked like a woman getting robbed of her scabs,and bounded off like a Gazelle.