The Weirdest And Randomest Story In The Entire World

Lucinda

Hi its Lucinda and I get toys every Christmas from my dead brother. He convinced me to eat them and oh my GOD do I to eat toys. My favourite kind are the ones that have laying in the back of the toys cupboard for 17 years and they are all fuzzy and a bit sticky...yummmmm. So recently I have been chewing on the tv and boyyy does it taste good. It reminds me of hippos, you know when they shit on a cow and they burn him. Sometimes I wish I could be a human eating horse radish smelling UNICORN. And then sometimes I will eat those random dead cats up my ass. So thats just the beginning of me life because I am only 3 years old and I have been eating objects ever since I was 81. I forgot to mention that I am a sheep from New Zealand.