Donald Trump is a hot dog in secret. I am the only person that knows and it is a Top Secret file In The X files.It is really hard keeping this secret from the world as I am constantly talking.Like,I've never slept before. Wonder what it's like.To be able to sleep and have dreams about your Senpai. Like Donald Trump.He never notices me.Even though I've already eaten half his body . Definitely with a mountain of hot sauce on his delicious mustard hair.I am also keeping from the world that My name is Jeff.I have a wife and family. My Wife is called Felisha, My son is LeBron James and my daughter is Daniel.They are all memes,like I am.I am proud to have called them all memes.But my wife is friends with that Joke called Chuck Norris. I totally beat him up -8 Centuries ago.
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