My Science Class Quotes

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Teacher:If the Southern Hemisphere is facing away from the sun,which month is it?
Mabel:Winter!
Teacher:Yes,but which month?
Emily:Summer.

Teacher:What causes the seasons?
Tasmin:Weather.

Teacher:Where do we get our energy from?
Me:Food
Ocean:No it's oxygen you idiot

Ocean:*gets 8/30 on test*
Ocean:Sir did I do good?
Teacher:*Facepalms*

Teacher:*something about the Milky Way*
Emily:Why is it called the Milky Way?
Me:Because it's made out of milk
Emily:Is it actually?
Ocean:No it's not you dumb
(Firstly I got 25/30 on that test she has no right to say I am stupid Secondly "You dumb"Bitch at least I speak English)

Ocean:Are there really 12 months in a year?
Tallulah:Duh you idiot

Ocean:What's Midday?
Michaela:It's the middle of the day,12 in the afternoon
Ocean:Oh so midnight?
Me*trying so hard not to laugh*
Michaela:No, at 12 in the afternoon
Ocean:Oh alright

Teacher:What does the Earth spinning in its axis cause?
Class:Seasons,Weather,Winter(everything but the right answer
Ocean:Atomic Mass
Me:-_-Day and Night
Teacher:Thank you.

Natalie:Sir I think they made a mistake putting me in this class
Teacher:No, I made a mistake teaching you


(BTW this is the Set that comes after the smartest one-.-Seriously why did I pick my school)

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