1987: I can't wait for such complex and meaningful music yet to come 2018:

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"La di da Di da
Slob on me knob
Pass me some syrup
Fuck me in the ca-AHAHAHA!"

"It's not even that funny,stop laughing."

She was laughing so uncontrollably,I just couldn't help it.I giggled a little bit.Maybe a lot.

Then she made some deformed pig noise.I burst out laughing,unable to hold it back anymore.

"See! It is funny!"She said,hunched over from the pain in her belly from laughing for so long.

"N-no,you're funny."I managed to choke out before grabbing onto the wall for support.
She carried on laughing,the sound of her laugh echoing off of the walls.

It was too damn contagious.

I chucked a few more times before the air in my lungs were punched out of me,and I couldn't even handle this anymore.I had never laughed this much in my entire life,and especially over something so stupid.

That wasn't how I expected it to go.

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