Jadon Sancho came from the ratburger all smiles.
He slowly lifted his shirt, and there was a tarantula climbing up his bum crack.He shuddered in fear, and started Ninja Gliding his way back to Chernobyl.His six packs was inflated like KSI's belly.My teeth disintegrated as I slowly had flashbacks of Anne Frank.Jacob Marley appeared from the Sarcophagus, and Big Chungus appeared.
"B-Big C-C-Chungus?"
Jadon Sancho immeadiately felt his incredibly large penis swell with blood.
"Tis' judgement day.You will finally gain the opportunity to become a true meme."Jacob Marley pointed his bony finger at the aroused man,
"Jacob Marley... I-I can't accept your offer.I'm but a football player."He spoke, caressing his well endowed genitalia.
"We will decide that."They said in unison.
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