Weird things you hear at rehearsal

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This is a list of things I hear at rehearsal  for the current play I'm in.

1) the whole of Bohemian Rhapsody
2) improv about drugs
3) Buddy the Elf singing Ever After
4) Buddy the Elf singing Les Mis
5) the leads bursting out into "Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music.
6)sarcastic remarks from Walter Hobbs offstage (ex: Twelve! You should be like six.)
7) nazi impressions
8) characters becoming serial killers
9) attachments to staplers
10) more nazi impressions
11) complentation
12) British impressions
13) Lots of "shhhhh"ing in the dressing room
14) weird as a complement
15) "Are you sure you called security?" "Yes I called security!"

All the world's a stage and with that I end this page.

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