"That's ridiculous Dipper don't be silly, you're only 23! You can't have a kid! You're merely a baby!"
"No! I have a kid...I know I do! I-i got a letter a long time about... Like um... 6 years ago when I was a senior, said I had a Kid..."
"Who's the mom then?"
"I...I know it was someone close to Marco.."
"Which Marco?"
"What other Marco's do we know?" I asked
"Marco, you know, war Marco."
"No, my roommate Marco." I said shaking my head
"Was it... It was a girl right?"
"Of course it was a girl!" I said face palming
"How do you make a kid anyway?" He asked laying on his stomach
"You wanna find out?" I smirked
"Sure." He said shrugging
"Later later." I said waving it off
"So...who's the mom?"
"No clue... I could call Marco and find out."
"Yeah let's call Marco!" Bill said sitting up
"Okay okay." I said kissing him
I picked up my phone and called Marco, I put him on speaker. The phone rang three times and then he picked up.
"Hellllllo?" He said
"Hey Marco, it's Dipper."
"Oh hey, I haven't talked to you in a while what's up?" He asked
"So you remember when we were in high school?" I asked laying down and Bill laying on top of me
"Yeah why?"
"Can you name all of those girls you dated in high school before you know who?" I asked
"Uh... Your sister, Jackie, Pacifica, Candy, Star—"
"Stop there." I said dropping the phone
"What is it?" Bill asked
"Dipper who's that?" He asked
"No one!"
"Hi Marco~" bill said smiling
"Uh hey? DIPPER WHO IS THIS?" He yelled
"Bill! My boyfriend! Remember him?" I asked
"Oh yeah I do. You want star's number?"
"Yes please." I said pulling on bill's ears
"602-516-4534"
"Thanks Marco, bye." I said hanging up
"You gonna call?"
"Yeah... I have to." I said taking a big breath
"Don't worry kid, you got this!" Bill said smiling
"Right..." I confessed as I dialed the number , it rang exactly 3 times.
"Butterfly Phone!" Said a cheery voice
"U-uh hi? Is this Star..?" I asked nervously
"This is she!" She said exactly how she did before
"H-hey it's...uh Dipper..."
"Dipper?" She asked
"Yeah, Dipper Pines." I said shaking
"Oh hey Dipper! Long time no?" She said smirking through the phone
"Y-yeah sorry..." I said while Bill stared at me
"So why'd you call?" She asks
"Well uh... Don't we have a kid?" I asked
"Yeah, dunno where he is though." She said
"You lost our kid..?" I asked with fear
"Well not exactly, you see a have him a choice, stay with me or go find his dad! He chose to go find you. I assume he hasn't?" She said
"Well no he didn't star! How could you do that?! He can't be more than Si-" just then the doorbell rang.
I heard murmurs from down stairs then steps leading here. I urged bill to put clothes on, and he did with a snap of his fingers. We sat there staring at the door, waiting in anticipation.
"Well this is ironic." Bill whispered rolling his eyes
I elbowed him, and the door creaked open.
"E-excuse me?" Said a small high pitched voice. "I-I was looking for my daddy... A-and all I have is a picture of him... I a-asked around town and it l-lead me here..." He said stepping in, his eyes going wide as he caught a glimpse of me.
"Hey Kid, is this your 'daddy?'" Bill asked pointing to me
The kid shook his head yes and ran towards me.
"I-I'm your kid! Cecil pines!"
"Wow, you're right, you really did have a kid. And he look a hella lot like you." Bill laughed
"Bill!" I shouted
"Bad news kid, you've got two dads." Bill said
"BILL! CLOSET NOW!" I screamed pulling him into the closet. "He can't know yet, I just met him!" I whispered
"Does that mean I can't show affection to you when he's around?" Bill whispered back
I sighed quietly, "yeah it does."
"Okay...so wanna fuck?"
"WILIAM CIPHER!" I whisper shouted
"The kid's not in the closet! Or is he?" Bill laughed
I slapped him, "not funny."
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Sweater Weather~BillDip fanfiction (BoyxBoy) UNDER CONSTRUCTION
FanfictionAutumn, Fall, Harvest, whatever you want to call it. Leaves falling, pumpkin spice in the air, but most importantly... it is now Sweater Weather. Bill Cipher, the owner of the local coffee shop sensation "Koffee Kid?" has got his hands full during t...