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"Hello, this is the--"
"--Fine Apple Market!"
"Props for dialing correctly. Let me guess... it's She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
"Oh my gosh, do you like Harry Potter?"
"I hate reading, but I gotta admit, that's some brodacious lit right there, Voldemortessa."
"No way are you calling me that."
"Tessa for short."
"Stop."
"Well, unless you're able to prove your identity otherwise, Miss Riddle, I can't refer to you as anything else."
"Fine."
"--Apple Market."
"Shut up."
"How was your exam?"
"I totally failed."
"That bad? What was the grade?"
"I don't know yet. I just know that I failed!"
"You have such great confidence in yourself."
"You have no idea how much I suck at school. The grade on my last literature paper BARELY made it into the 80's. The 80's!"
"That isn't all that terrible."
"You have no idea how close my parents are to killing me over this! They're seriously clutching at the knife, ready to tear out my throat!"
"Dude, my high school grades were so blown out I couldn't even graduate."
"...What?"
"Yup. No regrets though. Fine Apple was my true calling. I left all my worries behind... and chose to give up my life to the glorious Kasika shore... falling asleep every night to the soft sounds of water lapping at the sand..."
"Oh. The beach is okay, I guess."
"We can't be friends."
"I thought we already weren't."
"..."
"Idiot..."
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