❝Dear ocean: thanks for making us feel tiny, humble, inspired, and salty... all at once.❞ -Unknown
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"Hello?"
"HOLY VOLDY YOU'RE BACK!! I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED AFTER I WAS SUCH AN IDIOT... UGH, I'M SO SORRY--AND YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THAT I REALLY L-"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"Who is this?!"
"The feeling is mutual. Isn't this some produce store? Or did I call a wrong number?"
"Oh... uh, yeah... wait, what?"
"..."
"Who are you and why did you call this line?"
"Um, Kale?"
"Kale? Sorry, we don't sell that. Tropical fruit exclusively."
"That's my name, dumbas--I mean... dude."
"Uhh... oh. I'm sorry."
"Wait a second... you're a guy."
"Yeah. Yeah I am. You got a problem there, man?"
"No--I just--I just thought your name was Tinkerbell or something... Ugh, whatever; never mind..."
"Huh? Tinke--no, wait...wait-- WHO TOLD YOU THAT?"
"Sheesh, calm down. What is wrong with you, dude? She said you were usually pretty chill."
"SHE? Who's she?!"
"Can you seriously calm your pineapples, dude? Since you're so adamant, it happens to be my girlfriend."
"Ohhh, okay... you had me worried..."
"So I pass your qualifications? Sheesh. Fruit sellers today..."
"... waaaait."
"What?"
"wAIT."
"Dude, do you even sell fruit, or--"
"What's her name?"
"Aria Leedman."
"Aria L--Wait... wait. You know her?!"
"Yeah, she's my girlfriend. Seriously, what is wrong with--"
"...What?"
"Is this a usual marketing technique of yours or something?"
"N-nothing--I just... uh... we're low on cantaloupe."
"I didn't even order canta--"
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a/n: don't worry, i'm still here! i'll try to keep supplying you guys with updates as much as i can. i've been so ridiculously busy this summer; i was at camp last week and i'm leaving for egypt in a few days to spend the next semester working there. crazy stuff. i miss writing on here though, so you can be sure i'll be around!
tina
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