❝A cloudy day at the beach is still a day at the beach.❞ -Unknown
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"... Tinkerbell?"
"... Peter Pan?"
"Won't you--"
"--come with me to Neverland?"
"Ugh, won't you ever stop?"
"Neverrrrrrr."
"... Laaaaannnnddd."
"Yo, wait, Miss Riddle, that reminds me of a joke!"
"Oh. Uhhh... does it?"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"Uh, I could--"
"Because he neverlands!"
"... I one hundred percent saw that one coming a billion miles away."
"Wait--wait--wait--what's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?"
"... The Iron Skillet?"
"What?"
"You know... skillet... pan..."
"..."
"Ignore me."
"I find that hard to do."
"... Wait, what?"
"This ringtone is irresistibly obnoxious."
"Oh."
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Short Story❝HELP HELP HELLLP!❞ ❝Hello, this is the Fine Apple market, and no, we are not an Apple knockoff store; how may I help you?❞ ❝Well, someone just stole my phone.❞ ❝Sorry, what?❞ ❝You asked how you could help me.❞ ❝...Oh.❞ ◽︎◾︎◽︎ in which a jittery wor...
