Bonnie meets Papyrus

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(Bonnie heard the sound of pots and pans banging from the kitchen)

Bonnie: What is Chica doing up this early?

(Bonnie approached the kitchen door opening it)

Bonnie: Chica, its almost six. You really shouldn't be cooking this early

(The room was filled with the smell of spaghetti sauce. The room was trashed with pans and food from the floor to the ceiling)

Bonnie: ...Wait what is going on here?

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH, MY FIRST CUSTOMER!

(Papyrus slowly rises from behind a counter)

Bonnie: And who are you?

Papyrus: YOU ARE IN THE PRESENTS OF HEAD OF THE ROYAL GOURD, MASTER CHEF, THE GREAT, PAPYRUS!

Bonnie: For a master chef you sure make a mess

Papyrus: NONSENSE. IN ORDER TO MAKE A DISH AS WELL AS MINE ONE MUST MAKE AS YOU SAY "A MESS"

Bonnie: ...Ok so why are you using our kitchen

Papyrus: YET ANOTHER SIMPLE ANSWER. I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH A MASTER PEACE OF A COOKING SPACE, BEAUTIFUL COOKING UTENSILS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST CABINETS FILLED WITH SPAGHETTI SAUCE!

Bonnie: You don't get out much do you...

Papyrus: WHY DO YOU ASK?

Bonnie: well for one, you complemented our kitchen, two you look like you've never seen the sun before

Papyrus: WRONG AGAIN MY FURRY FRIEND, I IN FACT HAVE SEEN THE SUN FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY

Bonnie: What have you been living under a rock or something?

Papyrus: YES. ONE REALLY BIG ROCK, WE CALL IT "MOUNTAIN" WHERE I COME FROM. YOU REALLY SHOULD SEE IT SOMETIME

Bonnie: ...

Papyrus: NEVER THE LESS, YOU MUST HAVE CAME FOR MY DELICIOUS SPAGHETTI!

(Papyrus pulls out a small bowl of spaghetti)

Bonnie: Actually I came here because your making a lot of noise

Papyrus: OH...WELL SURELY NOW YOU MUST WANT A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI, YES?

Bonnie: Um sorry but I was told not to take food from skeletons

Papyrus: OH NO WORRY'S IT WENT COLD LIKE AN HOUR AGO

(Papyrus tosses the bowl of cold spaghetti behind his shoulder)

Papyrus: SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

(Chica walks into the kitchen through the other door)

Chica: Who is making all this noise! Do you know what time it-

(Chica sees the kitchen torn apart)

Papyrus: GREETINGS! YOU MUST BE FRIENDS WITH MY NEW FURRY FRIEND HERE

(Papyrus gestures to where Bonnie used to be)

Papyrus: HUH HE WAS THERE JUST A MINUTE AGO

Chica: WHO MADE THIS AWFUL MESS!!!

Papyrus: THAT WOULD BE NONE OTHER THEN I, HEAD OF THE ROYAL GOURD, MASTER CHEF, THE GREAT, PAP-

(The sound of Papyrus screaming came from the kitchen as Bonnie stepped back on the stage)

Freddy: Bonnie what did you do?!

Bonnie: It wasn't me this time I swear. But if I were you I'd stay out of the kitchen for awhile...

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