FNAF Meets UNDERTALE

Mike VS. sans

(Mike was checking the monitors one late night to make sure that no one was stirring up any more trouble in the pizzeria. He checked the stage first to see Freddy practicing his singing voice for the morning, then he checked the kitchen to find Toriel and Frisk baking something)

Mike: I told that kid to go home, and is that a goat? What is this place turning into "Furries home for imaginary friends"? *sigh* I dont get paid enough for this crap.

(He then checked on pirates cove to find foxy mooning the camera)

Mike: -_-#

(He starts to check the rest of the cameras)

Mike: Wait... Wheres Bonnie!?

(Mike closed both doors, then flipped through all the cameras looking for Bonnie)

(Just then Mike could hear thuds coming from the vent behind him. So he quickly slapps a Freddy mask on and turns to the vent just as Bonnie jumped out of it)

Bonnie: Aha! I gottcha now!... Freddy?

(Mike sat there nervously looking left and right. Then gave his best Freddy voice impression)

Mike: Yup, just me! Good ol Freddy!

Bonnie: Darn. I thought I had em this time for sure. Did you see where he went?

Mike: Uuum no clue... But you might check the bathrooms, Ive seen him in there before...

(Bonnie slams his fist into his palm)

Bonnie: Your right! I've seen him go there too! Oh boy when I get my paws on him imma teach him a lesson for stealing me guitar!

(Mike kickes a guitar under the desk)

Mike: You know if you'd stop playing it so loud at night he prolly wouldn't care.

(Bonnie squints, staring deeply into the Freddy mask)

Mike: I mean... Um.. Der da derp I'm Freddy Fazbear!

Bonnie: Hmm that IS something Freddy would say... Alright then its settled! I'ma go check the bathrooms for that bastard!

(Bonnie leaves the room as Mike flips up the mask)

Mike: Pfft dumb bunny.

Sans: come on pal, he was just tryna vent

(Mike turned to see sans standing next to him)

Mike: Who the fuck are you!?

Sans: oh where are my manners, its me! sans

(Mike Squints)

Sans: ya know, that mask really suits you

Mike: Is that the best you got? That joke was a PIZZA crap

Sans: aw come on thats not beary nice to say

Mike: Now your just being unBEARable

Sans: just bear with me pal, no need to get all stuffy

(Freddy watches from the window shaking his head in disappointment before walking off)

Mike: I dont think your FREDDY for this man, I got a EndoskeleTON of jokes

Sans: i just mike take your word for it

Mike: Good, cuz I never let my GAURD down

Sans: ya sure? your really turning purple tryna come up with material

Mike: Nah, Im just GOLDEN

Sans: great, cuz im nota fan of losing

Mike: Thats perfect becouse you wont be able to BEAR.... Uh no I mean are you FREDDY to... Um

Sans: is that all ya got? that sure bites

Mike: Just get out of my office...

Sans: your just gunna give up? no strings attached?

(Mike opens the door)

Mike: Now...

(Sans shrugs and starts to walk out)

Sans: looks like i got away scott free

(Mike shuts the door, then sits in his chair and huffs)

Mike: I hate this job...

*Knock Knock Knock*

(Mike opens the door)

Mike: I said beat it!

(To Mikes suprise it was Frisk standing in the door way, holding something covered with tin foil)

Frisk: Is this a bad time?

Mike: Um sorry kid I thought you were someone elts... What are you doing here again? I told you, you cant be here after hours

Frisk: Im sorry Mr. Night gaurd, Ill leave. I just wanted to give you something

(Frisk holds out the dish with both hands)

Mike: Thank you...

(Mike takes the dish)

Frisk: I made it myself, tell me what you think

(Frisk gives a quick cheerful smile before leaving the room. Mike closed the door then sat in his chair once more, setting the dish on the table he gently removed the foil to find a pie with a slice taken out of it and a plastic fork on top)

Mike: Hmm... I guess it isnt ALL bad

(Mike smirks as he digs into the pie)