My thoughts on Kira

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Me: Great. First I had a crush on a blond vampire that looked better with make-up on than I do, then I had a crush on an Aztec god with better hair than Becky, now I have a crush on a serial killer that looks like David Bowie and has a hand fetish

Classmate: You need to get your priorities straight

Me: That's not possible you can't straighten me

Classmate: Was that a joke about your sexuality

Me: Hell yeah

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