Me: Great. First I had a crush on a blond vampire that looked better with make-up on than I do, then I had a crush on an Aztec god with better hair than Becky, now I have a crush on a serial killer that looks like David Bowie and has a hand fetish
Classmate: You need to get your priorities straight
Me: That's not possible you can't straighten me
Classmate: Was that a joke about your sexuality
Me: Hell yeah
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Misfit Adventures part Chu
RandomYA'LL THOUGHT I WAS DONE HUH?! WELL I'LL BE DONE WHEN I DIE HOE
