Misfit Adventures part Chu

More Percy Jackson headcannons

(This is mostly focused on Hecate so don't be surprised)

-Demigod children of Hecate are OP as fuck, like seriously, they're skilled in all forms of magic, and act like it's nothing.
--They're so OP they can even avoid death if they wanted to
---But they're smart enough to know better than to avoid death, I mean look at what happened to Sisyphus

-Hecate's kids are more powerful depending on how much hair they have (That's some Bayonetta shit right there) because of that they never lose hair, at all and they hate haircuts.

-Hecate's kids can also weaponize their body parts such as: turn teeth into darts, bones into serrated blades, etc.

-Hades likes Babymetal and Melanie Martinez

-Apollo is a big fan of Vocaloid and Utauloid
--His favorite Vocaloid is Luo Tianyi because he says she has the cutest design
---His favorite Utauloid is Namine Ritsu because he says he loves his powerful voice
----Apollo's favorite Vocaloid song is The Bitchy Idol......

-Hecate used to be married to Helios but when he faded, she fell into a depression for a good 50 years
--Hermes was there to comfort her
---and with help from Aphrodite and Eros, Hecate and Hermes got married
----The wedding was lit......literally there was so much bright lights that everyone got a deep ass tan

-Dionysus (before godhood) as a late teen/early adult was constantly mistaken for a girl, because his hair was styled like a maiden princess
--It didn't change when he became a god
---Ares and Apollo tried flirting with him
----But luckily Demeter cockblocked them

-Demeter and Dionysus are bros for life

-If a child of Poseidon and a child of Ares got together, did the thing and had a kid, that kid would have unlimited access to naval weapons, like 15 Inch guns etc.

-As a follow up to the last Triton headcannon, when Triton finally figured out how long his hair was during the 1920s
--It was 10-20 meters long
---So he cut it in a weird way
----Ruler straight bangs, straight cut waist-length side locks, and the rest of his hair was cut below his chin like the flappers during this time.

-Goddesses can go (suffer) through periods
--It just happens every ten years
---Except for Hestia, Athena and Artemis
----They managed to get rid of their uteruses when they vowed maidenhood

-Sons of Hecate tend to be very cat-like
--While daughters of Hecate are very dog-like

-Hecate's kids all have a mole/birthmark on/above their asscheek