Misfit Adventures part Chu

When there's a sub

Matty: Give me your backpack

Bopha: *Hands over backpack*

Matty: You're awfully silent...*Holds out Ziplock bag* Spit em out

Bopha: *Spits out 15 marbles into bag*

Matty: Is that all?

Bopha: *Sighs and pulls out paper ninja stars from her panties, plastic darts from her bra and razor blades from in her shoe, hands them to Matty* Wait... *Reaches into her bra and takes out the wires on each cup and hands those to Matty*

Matty: Is that everything?

Bopha: Yes! Damn!

Matty: Lose the earrings

Bopha:......Fine *Takes off earrings and hands them to Matty*

Matty: *Puts items far away from Bopha* Ok now we're ready to start class

Sub. Teacher:......Uh right...