Misfit Adventures part Chu

Ares and Aphrodite

So I was talking to my girlfriend Angie yesterday and I did this:

Me: Hey bae let me be your Ares to your Aphrodite

Angie: Omg

Wendy: But wouldn't that make you a side dude?

Me: I know I was gonna say "Let me be your Zeus to your Hera" but then I remembered that Zeus' favorite hobby was cheating on his wife so...