Misfit Adventures part Chu

I got 7up

Me: *Talking to Dio over the phone* Come over

Dio: I can't I'm busy

Me: I have 7Up

Dio:......*Drops phone and runs out the house*

Me: Hello?

*I turn around and see Dio laying on my bed half naked*

Dio: Show me the 7Up and I won't pull my dick out

Me:...Jesus Christ...