Club Penguin || l.h.

3.8

August 6th, 2016 - You're fattening me up, you old witch.

Teni: um

Teni: luke???

Teni: where the actual FUCK are u

Teni: ANSWER YOUR PHONE

Teni: luke Robert hemmings i swear to god

Teni: i will trash your house

Teni: i will pee on your pillow

Teni: i will call your mom

Teni: Liz and i are very tight. we're pals now.

Luke: what's your favorite kind of donut?

Luke: asking for a friend

Teni: no

Teni: i need some kind of healthy yogurt or oatmeal or something

Teni: i ate like 4000 calories yesterday

Teni: i have a third term food baby

Teni: you're fattening me up, you old witch

Luke: can boys be witches?

Teni: um yes? don't be a fucking idiot there is no specific gender needed to be a witch

Luke: very true

Luke: ok so favorite donut?

Teni: are you buying me food right now?

Luke: not if you won't tell me your favorite donut

Luke: and how do you take your coffee?

Teni: like my men

Luke: i'm pretty sure you don't want luke hemmings coffee

Teni: i literally hate you

Luke: no you don't

Luke: if you don't tell me what you want right now I am literally going to bring you dirt in a bag

Teni: why would you bring me your personality

Luke: are you trying to get me to block your number

Teni: chocolate donut (with sprinkles) and hazelnut iced coffee cream no sugar

Teni: please

Luke: coming right up, m'lady

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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: coffee runs make me feel important

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o heck ya update number 3 whats good my dudes

ps i appreciate everyone telling me to feel better!! my voice is back and i feel good

tell me about ur weekend plans! i have none bc sick :-) wattpad and homework are my weekend plans