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Yoongi: Smut 》Babysitter《

My little cousin was coming over this afternoon. She is 8 years old... yeah...
Fuck.
She will bring her babysitter with her too. Her mum does not want to let her little angel be alone with me.
Because she thinks I'm just a fucking unresponsible dumb child.

I am freaking 20 ALRIGHT 20!?
Why the fuck can't my aunt trust me!?
Anyways she is shit.

I was laying on the couch eating ice cream... chocolate ice cream against depression -don't ask- and was watching tv.
Suddenly a loud knock scared the shit out of me. I groaned and jumped up to look who the fuck is disturbing my lazy behaviour.

I opened it and the bright sun was burning my eyes. I saw a handsome man standing infront me with an emotionless face.

"Hello! Big cousin!" I looked down and saw my little cousin waving at me. I smiled and picked her up. "Hey there! How are you doing?" I asked and cuddled her tightly.

"I'm fineee~ look this is my babysitter! Yoongi-oppa!~"
(A/N: wait a second... -cracks up laughing like holy sheett- okey you can continue.)

He smiled halfly. I just smiled back and turned around. Bringing my cousin to the living room. Yoongi was following us and wasn't even saying a single word.

I leaned down to my cousins ear and stared at Yoongi while he was staring at us. "Why is your babysitter so quiet?" I whispered. She giggled and whispered back.
Yoongi just looked at us questioning.

"I don't know. Usually he is really open and talks so much with me." She answered and giggled.
(A/N: -hits the carpet while laughing-)

"Maybe he is shy." My cousin whispered. I nodded and Yoongi just looked away pissed.
Well that wasn't my fault.

When I stare at him like that I can say that he has a really nice body.. pale skin... black fluffy hair and wait... a CHOKER AROUND HIS NECK WITH A FUCKING CHAIN...!?

WAIT... isn't this a bit too sexual?..

"Umm... why is he wearing a choker like that?" I asked confused. "Ahhh~ we played a pet game yesterday. I am his owner and Yoongi-oppa is my cute puppy. I found the choker in mommys wardrobe..." She explained and pouted.

AND I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE!?

I looked up at him and somehow he looked really pale... now..
"Yeah.. and you played this yesterday..? But why is he wearing it even now..?" I asked my little cousin a bit confused.

"We didn't find the key.. it stuck around his neck." She said and smiled. "Please don't tell mum!" She whined.

I petted her head and sighed. "I will not except you let me laugh for a moment.." She just looked at me confused and I cracked up laughing.

Yoongi just glared at me blushing.
"Why are you laughing!? Let me laugh with you!" My cousin shouted. I pulled her beside me and tickled her. She started to laugh loudly.

"Did you call Suji? You promised me  that you will call her so we can go out play with her." I just nodded.

"Yes I called her. She said she will come at 2p.m... well that's in 5 minutes." I told her. She jumped happily to me and hugged me tightly.

"Thank you."
Yoongis eyes on us.

"Right.. Yoongi-oppa.." My cousin broke the hug and was thinking. Then her face brightened up. "(Y/N)! I'm going to make you to the owner of my puppy Yoongi!" She said in excitement and jumped on Yoongi.

He was kinda shocked and disgusted at the same time. I just giggled and nodded. "Alright I will take care of  him! Ma'am!" I shouted and bowed down. She giggled and played along like me.