Start A New Again •Sans X Reader•

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Sans' POV

Oh no.. w-what should I do? She blacked out, what do i do what do i do ahhhhhh

"Sans, help me!" A transparent figure was trying to carry y/n but failed.

"who are you supposed to be?"

"Eris. No time to explain, need to get her inside and warm."

"yeah, just leave it to me. also, you should grab my hand for this to work." Eris took my hand, I was carrying y/n with the other then we teleported to my house.

Wow, y/n is heavy...

I set her down on the couch and got her some blankets. She was really cold. Well, that would be obvious because she wasn't wearing a sweater when she was walking in a snow blizzard, heh.

"SANS, WHAT ARE YOU- OH MY GOD IS THAT A HUMAN?? AND.. a ghost?"

"yup. she blacked out probably because of the cold temperature. it was really 'ice' to meet her."

"SANS!! THE HUMAN MIGHT BE DEAD AND YOURE MAKING PUNS?!! REALLY SANS?"

"sorry bro, i think you should 'cool' down for a sec.."

"OH MY GOD SANS!" He stormed back into the kitchen.

"AND DON'T THINK I'M GONNA STUFF MYSELF IN THE FRIDGE AFTER WHAT YOU DID!" Papyrus shouted from the kitchen.

I looked at Eris. She was trying not to laugh. But failed.

"PFFT., HAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT?! OH MY GOD, HIS REACTION WAS PRICELESS!"

"heh. yeah.. oh, i think y/n's waking up."

Your POV

Headaches are the worst.. I tried to open one of my eyes to see where I was. Wait, am I in... no, impossible...

I fully opened my eyes and sat up, almost kissing Sans- wait what...

Our faces were like an inch apart.

I immediately looked away, blushing. At the corner of my eye, I saw a bright blue tint on his face. Wait, was he blushing too???

Eris just started laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAH, YOU TWO SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES!!!" She laughed, making heart signs with her transparent hands.

"Sans and y/n sitting on a tree! K-I--" I tried to put my hand over her mouth, but it phased through.

"Let me continue my sentence. 'K-I---" Sans put his hands over his skull. "LALALALALA NOT LISTENING" He tried blocking out the sound.

"S-S-I-N-G!" She chuckled childishly.

"Oh, shut up you!" I crossed my arms and turned my back.

"W-w-wait, what is that???!!!" Eris stopped laughing and stared at my back.

"What's what?" I tried looking but failed.

"T-try this..." Eris snapped her fingers and a tall mirror appeared.

There was a large red splatter and there was red substance dripping from my f/c shirt.

I turned around. Sans' eyesockets were empty.

"It smells like... Ketchup?" I touched the red substance and tasted it.

"Ketchup confirmed." Sans' white pinpricks were back.

"for a minute there, i thought you were gonna die on the carpet. i thought i would have to actually clean.. heh." Sans sighed of .. relief? I smiled a bit at the joke.

"Sans, that is not nice to say to your future girlfriend! Um.. Whoops! Spoilers.. heh.."

"Eris!! The fourth wall!!!!!" I whisper-shouted.

"uhh what's the fourth wall?" Sans looked puzzled.

"We'll explain it to you later.. heheh.. also, I need a new shirt. This one is covered in ketchup and it feels weird.."

"oh, you can borrow mine... i guess?" Sans ran up to his room and came out a few minutes later with a blue shirt that said: punny guy.

"Thanks! Umm, dont you guys have a bathroom or something?"

"n-no..." Sans blushed a bit.

"y-you can change i-in my room.."

I ran up to his room, locked the door then let out a huge sigh. Then I changed into the blue shirt. It fit perfectly. Maybe we just have the same shirt size? Eh. He was about two inches taller than me, I was 5'4. Toriel was a straight up 6. Eris is just as tall as me. Papyrus is like 4 inches taller than Toriel, Alphys 5'5, Undyne 6'2, Asgore 6'6, and Chara was one inch taller than me.