Love me or hate me, this is my life

PARTYY

as soon as I joined the party Levi pulled me to dance with him

"wow lya you took your time getting ready init" Levi shouted over the music while we were dancing and laughing

"Haha yeah well I needed my clothes to look good" I shouted back while laughing.

"wanna go get some shots" asked my friend Danielle and I nodded taking Levi with me we got our selves some drinks and downed them all until we were pissed out of our minds Levi was passed out on the remaining sofa Joanne and I were drunk dancing grinding and twerking on each other getting a lot of attention from the guys which was the reason we were doing that so we were happy Danielle was making out with every single guy in the place and i won the dance competition we had but I think it was because I was dancing really sexy and some guy pulled one of the rips in my shirt and it ripped fully so I went topless for the rest of the party I was too drunk to even think of putting another one on and people kept 'accidentally ' touching my boobs like I was drunk not stupid so I slapped everyone who did I had so much fun seeing all the envious girls and the horny drunk boys staring at me and Joanne while we were dancing it was amazing the party was a blast

"best birthday everrrrrrr" I screamed holding up a bottle of Smirnoff ice before downing it and we just continued dancing and getting perved on for the whole night it was sooooo much fun the only bit I didn't like was all the boys touching me up like heloooooo I have a boyfriend and I'd like to keep it that way other than that the party was amazing

the next day I woke up half on my mums bed with one shoe missing my hair was a mess and I still had a bottle of alcohol in my hand my  back was aching because of the way I slept and I found like 3 different thongs on the bed wtf I thought to myself and checked just to be sure mine weren't missing and lucky for me I was still wearing it I pulled myself off the floor and realised I had a splitting headache I stumbled into the bathroom and found someone asleep in the bath so I just left.

as I was walking around it seemed like a mass murder had taken place with the amount of sleeping and passed out people from last nights party

"wake up" I said pushing Levi off the sofa

"huh what I'm awake what's wrong" Levi said in a panic then realised I woke him up then calmed down

"don't scare me like that" he said pulling himself off the floor

"help me get everyone outta my house" I said tiredly

"how are we gonna do that" Levi asked

"you get people from upstairs I do downstairs" I said already starting to wake people up by kicking them I was too tired to be nice

"OK" he replied then started walking upstairs

I looked around my living room and there were so many people I wasn't bothered to get them all I didn't have the energy and then I thought of a brilliant plan so I turned on the massive speakers put the volume and the bass to the loudest and connected my microphone and turned it on

"wake the fuck up and get the hell outta my house" I shouted into the microphone waking nearly everyone up

"get out" I said laughing at the way everyone looked

"the party is over guys I hope u lot had bareee fun but judging by most of your faces you don't remember what you did" I laughed and others were laughing too while nodding

"thanks for coming I had an awesome birthday" I said

"your welcome" I heard a random voice shout and I smiled

"come on people let's sing her happy birthday " another random voice shouted and everyone started singing

"happy birthday to you 'boss chick' happy birthday to you 'best bitch ' happy birthday to lyanie 'ma homie' happy birthday to you 'happy birthday babyyyyy'"