As a kid growing up in a Catholic Primary School, I was forced to sing hymns on a day-to-day basis, and so during Christmas, we were singing Christmas carols non-stop.
However, we had a tendency to change the lyrics to some of the carols we sang, and these are just a few of them.
We Three Kings of Orient Are lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star...
What we sang:
We three kings of Orient are
One in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter
Smoking a big cigar...
While Shepherds Watched their Flocks By Night lyrics:
While shepherds watched their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around...
What we sang:
While shepherds washed their socks by night
All watching ITV
The angel of the Lord came down
And gave them chips for tea...
Those are the only ones I can remember as of right now.
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