GUYS IM HOME ALONE WITH MY LITTLE SISTER AND IM RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING DINNER
HOW MUCH SPINACH DO I PUT IN THE POT
DO I TURN THE STOVE DOWN OR OFF
HOW DO I KNOW OF THE MUFFINS ARE DONE
FUCK I JUST BURNED MYSELF
"SIS STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR SPARKLY ASS PONIES AND GET YOUR FUCKING BUTT IN HERE AND HELP ME!"
~Me, December 9, 2016