Hamilton characters as things my choir director Billy has said
(Me: AGAIN NOT MINE I GOT THIS FROM TUMBLR)
Alex: *aggressively patting head* iM STRESSED
Burr: sHIT
Eliza: sing, my sweet Puerto Rican Angel child
Angelica: *lays down in the middle of the floor* *covers face with sheet music* I’m ignoring you
Peggy: *electrocutes self setting up the sound system* SHHHHHHHH-I MEAN SUGAR SMACKS
Laurens: stop touching his nipples, Dennis
Lafayette: I’m catfishing someone in Russia I told him that if he took care of Putin I’d give him 15 soccer balls
Herc: I’m gonna shove an A2 up your butt
Dad™Washington: *bouncing slightly up and down with eyes shut* YAS SING IT
King™George: you best not come back here, little twat
Jefferson: go make me coffee, peasant
Madison: I may be out of shape but- no, there’s not an end to that sentence
Phillip: *drags a chair across room* *stands on chair and stabs a pair of scissors into the ceiling* art
Maria: ABC, give me the D
([Back to me lol] Okay so like if I wrote a story with this choir director teaching the Hamilton characters would you guys read it because I really want to)
