One time in third grade this fifth grade kid kept annoying me on the bus so I told him "you are the equivalent of period cramps" and he acted all confused and even more douchey and was like "how am I supposed to know what a period cramp feels like"
The bus driver heard us (we were at the front of the bus) and suddenly rammed the brakes and the kid flew forward, hitting his stomach on the top of my seat real hard and the bus driver turned to us and whispered
"thats what a period cramp feels like"
The kid has a lot more respect for girls now
