Note: my 5th grade teacher was wild
Alexander Hamilton: Mr. Wright said my tie looked dumb so I ate his cake
Aaron Burr: bippity boppity bye
Angelica Schuyler: *texting* I don't have a phone
G.Wash: I'm gonna be gone next week because my cousin's getting married and I have to pretend to care
Charles Lee: oH FUCK THE PRINCIPAL SAW US RUN HE CAN'T CATCH ALL OF YOU
John Laurens: I'm like 69% gay for the dude down the hall
Lafayette: *stares at piece of pizza for five minutes* is this what it feels like to be American (my teacher was German)
Hercules Mulligan: *comes in wearing three coats* I made them all and couldn't decide which to wear
Eliza Schuyler: *matches get confiscated by principal*
James Reynolds: I'll give you an A- if you give me a dollar
Peggy Schuyler: they spelled my name wrong in the yearbook
Thomas Jefferson: the principal likes me better
James Madison: I'm sick 98% of the time but could care less
George Eacker: guys I got an hour of sleep last night what comes after 7
Philip Hamilton: Horton hears a bitch ass liar
Samuel Seabury: why is there always that one kid who argues with a brick wall
King George III: wait where did half of the class go
John Adams: sometimes I lay in my bed and wonder if I'm just a substitute for the teacher before me
